Read the work of “The Red Count” and turn on your imagination and humor!
Your humble servant KiseLev is simply delirious, putting letters into sentences, imitating the Great Soviet Writer of the XX century. ☭
I read “The Hyperboloid of Engineer Garin” in 2019, and now, like a virtual vampire, I bathe in the rays of your likes.
I especially thank Gella and all the girls for the humorous support of my revelation. But yesterday’s heat did not go without losses … Seven added my nickname to the emergency situation, for two I had to put on a straitjacket.
So let’s get down to introspection.
The reasons for my marriage failure were laid down much earlier than you might imagine. Then the COUNTRY itself was falling apart under the leadership of a weak leader and part-time henpecked.
The empire was falling apart, and on its ashes the cynics of Generation X grew up.
I was born in January 1981 in the capital city of Alma-Ata (now Almaty), Kazakh SSR. Everything was changing rapidly. In the fourth grade, I was accepted into the pioneers, but my younger brother was no longer accepted, the pioneer system was canceled. At the moment of the most dramatic events on b / w TV, I and my grandfather, front-line soldier Shkolyarenko N.G. got stuck in a guest airport, our flight “Kiev -> Almaty” was postponed for many hours, as if the pilots were waiting for the final collapse of the USSR.
Education suddenly became paid. It remained free only in the 97th school, in which I spent my Soviet childhood and the year of pioneers. In the new capitalist world, School No. 97 turned into a ghetto, a haven for those less fortunate – the poor and the poor. We, too, were among the beggars. But my mother took three jobs to pay for school, food, and even the chess and ballroom dancing classes. And I was admitted to gymnasium No. 111, where I entered into capitalist relations.
At first, Kazakhs tried to behave with tolerance and even kept the ruble as their payment system. But it turned out that New Russia did not need an eastern partner and a new currency appeared – tenge.
My father was a talented Soviet engineer. The leaders told him: “Valera, you will either receive the Nobel Prize or become nothing.” He did not receive a Nobel Prize, and I had no chance, because “Nature rests on children”. And in general, the genes of the mind are passed from mother to son, and from the father the mind can only be passed on to the daughter. Consider this a genetic fact.
Parents divorced informally, without stamps. She just went to live with her mother. All! At that very moment, the mechanism of divorce was laid in the minds of two boys.
I was an excellent student in physics and mathematics, won at school Olympiads, received valuable prizes (player, cassette tape recorder) from the hands of the director Vladimir Nikolaevich Krivoborodov. And for the Olympic successes he was often beaten by his peers, C-graders. From competing males, they were “bombed” even then …
It didn’t work out well with the girls at school. So that you understand the depth of failure with girls – I will give facts from the regional chess tournament for schoolchildren in 1998. In six games out of six, I won victories over the boys! All competitors – soaked! The coaching staff of Boris Nikolayevich Katalymov was delighted. But I lost to one girl, candidate of medicine. and barely pulled out the game for a draw with a second-rate player. Well, I couldn’t figure out my opponent’s non-standard move … (I probably thought about panties, oh)
And so in a Swiss tournament I get to the first board. Prize places are at stake. My opponent is a candidate of medical sciences. Indira Babataeva. We make three moves: 1. e4 e5 2. Nc6 Nf6 3. f4 d5 and she offers a draw … Damn, comrades, a cunning baba: nothing decided for her, she scored 8 out of 8 and won the tournament ahead of schedule. And I had 6.5 out of 8 points. If I won, I would take third place and get the coolest tape recorder. But I miscalculated, believing that 7 out of 9 would be enough for the third place. In short, I agreed, did not hold out and went to watch how the boys influencing my place play. And there everything turned out not in my favor. As a result, only the fourth place and +1 candidate point to my first category. It’s a funny fact that in the next school tournament the lot fell out so that the first round I again fell on Babataeva (ce la vie) and we made the same three moves, but continued, I needlessly sacrificed an exchange and lost …
Explanatory team for the story of the coward
The main skill I got from my father is a love of reading books and fiction.
Favorite moments in the life of a seven-year-old boy were when dad, who for some reason was abandoned by his mother, came to us and read the fairy tales “1000 and One Nights”. Those stories have always excited the imagination …
All my life I was offended: “How so? A talented engineer, but no job at all and no one needs it? and they didn’t even give the prize, they just threw it to the sidelines and that’s it. ” With my entrepreneurial activity, I kind of want to fix what my father could not. At the second wedding, he told me: “I’m looking at you and I can’t believe that you are my son”
I am a dreamer and often invent stories.
Funky Business and nothing personal. Maybe the cost of the profession of a seller of products for surgeons, who “infected” me with their humor, had an effect. So I shared. Then in 2011 it was easier for me to perceive reality so as not to make mistakes after the divorce. It was a child’s training in negotiation processes. Conclusion: Success in the deal is important for the conversion of the hormone dopamine to serotanin (happiness).